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The Tailor Of Panama


Oooo. Oooh. Ahhh! Oooh Oo arh ha ooo eek! Eeek Eeek oo Eek.

Pierce Brosnan ooh ooh ooh! Ooh OOh OOh eek ek. Aaah aah ahha hooo ppbbbt. "Remington Steel" ooh ooh oh Thomas Crown Affair eep eek. Ooo pppbt eeek ooh Ah. James Bond ooh ooh eek, London England ooo hapt hoop Panama.

Jamie Lee Curtis! OOOOOH! OOOH! HA HA HA! OOO! "Trading Places" EEK! EEEEEEK! Pbbbbtttt! Eek Ak ook eek ak. Ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah. United States ooh ooh ah ah.

Geoffrey Rush ooh aahhh Casanova Frankenstein ooh ooh ooh! Ah ooh ah oh. Eek.




Battlefield Earth


AH! AH! AH! AAAH! AHHHHH! AAAAH! AAAAH! AAAH! AAAH! AAAAH! AAH! AAH! AAAH! AAH! AAAAH!! AAH! AAAHHH!!! AH! AH! AHHH!! AAHHH!!! AH!!! AAHH! AH! AAHH! AH! AHHH!!!! AH! AH! AAHHH! AH! AH! AHHH!!!!!AH!! AH! AAHH!! AH! AH! AAHHHH!! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AHHH! AHH! AH!!

John Travolta AH! AH! AH! AHHH!!! AAAHH!! Psychlo OOh ooh! OOh OOh EEK EEEK. "Welcome Back Kotter" PPPBBBTTTT!!!!! Eek Eeek Ak Go Grease Lightening Ook Oook Ook!! OOp Pbbbttt Horshack ooh ooh oh eek! eek! PBBTTttt! Ker eek ppbt Forest Whitaker eeek ooh. Ak Ak Ooop The White Shadow Ooop Ak!

Barry Pepper oop ak oop Jonnie Goodboy Tyler oop eeek ak Sweathogs. OOp Eek eek. L. Ron Hubbard, oop ak eeek aaa-ooo ap oop eeek. Ah Ah Ah AH AHHH!!!

Pbbbtttt!! Pbbbtttt!!!!


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