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Pearl Harbor


December 7th 1941 oo oo Pearl Harbor. Oohh. Japanese ooo!

Ben Affleck Ah! Ah! Oooh Rafe McCawley Oo arh ha ooo eek! Eeek Eeek oo Eek. Bounce, Forces of Nature, Dogma ooh eeek eek eek! Chasing Amy Eek Eek Ahh Lesbian Oooh ah.

Josh Hartnett, ooh ah Danny Walker. Ooh ooh! Ooh OOh OOh eek ek. The Faculty.

Kate Beckinsale ooh ah Cuba Gooding Jr, ooh eek ekk Tom Sizemore ooh oooh eek ak akk poo ek. Jon Voight ook ak ook eeek ekk "Deliverance."

Alec Baldwin OOOOOH! OOOH! HA HA HA! OOO! "Saturday Night Live" EEK! EEEEEEK! "Pete Schwety's Holiday Balls." Pbbbbtttt!




Coyote Ugly


Pbbbtttt!! Pbbbtttt!!!!

Tyra Banks!! AH! AH! AH! Victoria's Secret AAAH! AHHHHH! AAAAH! AAAAH! OOOOOOOOOOOOH. AAAH! AAAH! Ooooooooh. Ooooh. AAAAH! AAH! Ooooh. Oooh. AAH! Ooooh.

Maria Bello AH! AH! AH! AHHH!!! AAAHH!! Mel Gibson OOh ooh! "Payback" OOh OOh EEK EEEK. OOpppt!

Izabella Miko, Piper Perabo, Bridget Moynahan Ooh oooh eek eeeek! OO ee o oo eeek Ahh. Ahh!! Pbbbttttt!


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