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= Good Movie        = Good Quality (1-5)
= Bad Movie        = Bad Quality (1-5)



A.I. - Artificial Inteligence


Steven Speilberg OOOH!!! Oooh! OOh! OOOOOO! Jaws, E.T., Amistad, Jurassic Park, Indiana Jones, Saving Private Ryan, Schindler's List, OOH! OOH! OOOOOOOHH!! Hook... Pbbbtt.

Stanley Kubrick OOH!!! EEEK!! OOH!! Lolita!!! EEEK! EEEK! EEEK EEEK EEEK!!! OOh! 2001, The Shining, Clock Work Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Dr. Strangelove OOH! OOH! Eyes Wide Shut..... Pbbbtttt.

Jude Law Ooh ooh. Eek. Oook. Robot ooh Gigalo eek ook. "Sexiest Man Alive"

Haley Joel Osment ooh ooh Oscar ooh The Sixth Sense ooh eek! Robot ooh eek ahh David Ooh.

William Hurt oof pbbbt eek. OOh ah ooh The Big Chill.




Unbreakable


Eeek Eeek M. Night Shyamalan ooh eek Writere/Director oh The Sixth Sense.

Bruce Willis!! AH! AH! AH! Die Hard AAAH! Moonlighting AHHHHH! AAAAH! Ms. Depesto ooh Robyn Right Penn ah AAAAH! OOOOOOOOOOOOH. AAAH! AAAH! Ooooooooh. Superhero AAH! Ooooh.

Samuel L. Jackson AH! AH! AH! Bad Mother Fucker OOH AHH Pulp Fiction AHHH!!! AAAHH!! OOh EEK EEEK. OOpppt!




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