Danzig's Im The One vs Johnny Cash's Delias Gone


Danzig's Im The One:
I was born in the dirt
I never had no home
And the places I've lived
You don't wanna know
But if you wanna hear evil
Just come a little bit close

I was a snake-eyed boy
And at the age of five
I made love to the howl of the wolves
With a dark haired girl
So if you wanna hear evil
Come a little bit close

Okay. That was scary. Scary is tough sometimes. But look at that picture. Is that Scott Bao(sp?). I mean, the tattoo is nice, but damn Danzig, you look like some body builder who strayed from his poison show and ended up getting a Misfits tattoo on accident.


Johnny Cash's Delias Gone
She was low down and trifling
And she was cold and mean
Kind of evil make me want to
Grab my sub machine
Delia's gone, one more round
Delia's gone

First time I shot her
I shot her in the side
Hard to watch her suffer
But with the second shot she died
Delia's gone, one more round
Delia's gone

God damn. Sub machine? This is the toughest mother fucker I know. Johnny isn't someone you mess with. This girl was just being rude to him and he busted a cap in her ass. He said, "Yeah, the bitches and hoes can't keep off my jock so I gots to waste them sometimes, ya know? I ain't never had to bust out my submachine yet, just my Glock, but someday I'll learn someone good with that."

Point to Johnny Cash here.
The final score is Johnny Cash: 3, Danzig: 1.

What have we learned from all of this?

Probably that Johnny Cash in his prime would kick the bajeezus out of Glenn Danzig in a fight. Also, a little side note, Johnny Cash outsold the Beatles in the 60s. Because people prefer American hardasses over whiney British weenies anyday.



"Dont mess with an aging gun slinger. Bitch!"