A Tough World

    Glenn Danzig vs Johnny Cash.

 




Ok, so far we have Johnny Cash beating Danzig, lets see how the rest shapes up.

Danzig's Blackacidevil vs Johnny Cash's Man In Black

Danzig's Blackacidevil:
...
You have no soul
You have no soul
You have no soul
You have no soul
You have no soul
You have no soul
You have no soul
You have no soul
...

Ok, I thought this would be a competition, but with lyrics like this...ugh. Just imagine Glenn singing this with his low voice and faux English accent. I think I would rather lick a turd, but hey, decide for yourself.


Johnny Cash's Man In Black
Well, you wonder why I always dress in black,
Why you never see bright colors on my back,
And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone.
Well, there's a reason for the things that I have on.

I wear the black for the poor and the beaten down,
Livin' in the hopeless, hungry side of town,
I wear it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime,
But is there because he's a victim of the times.

Holy sheeyot. This guy feels your pain. Back in the day he used to chill with Elvis, Jerry Lee Lewis, and Carl Perkins, all hard asses in their own rights.

This point goes to Cash.
Johnny Cash: 2, Danzig: 0.


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